Maki

Questions:

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four and a woman has only two?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that are about six inches long, have a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with 'f' and ends with 'u-c-k'?

5) Name words that are each four letters long, end in 'u-n-t', one of which is a word for a woman?

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7) What four letter word begins with 'f' and ends with 'k', and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?



I bet the answers are not what you are thinking. Cool down and just scroll down. I hope you will have a good laugh.



































ANSWERS:

1. (Talk) Dictionary meaning of Intercourse is 'interaction between two or more individuals'.

2. (Legs) No comments.

3. (A twenty dollar note) Hard-core party animals would know this better.

4. (Fire-truck) I guess, everyone got this wrong. The correct answer is 'fire-truck' obviously.

5. (Hunt, punt, aunt) Punt was formerly the basic unit of money in Ireland; equal to 100 pence.

6. (Pant) You will always see a dog panting and men wear pants; both words are used in different contexts, but the words are same.

7. (Fork) I personally got this wrong as I haven't used forks much.

8. (Almond Joy candy bar) Unfortunately, I am unable to get this one as I don't consume chocolates/ice-creams. You could put any candy bar in this place.

9. (Last name) I am not aware of other countries, but in India , women do get this after marriage.

core8284

LOL..you made day buddy...

PeteJanker

He he, yes that had me racking my brain for a while, got one or two but still funny!

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TwistedHarley

lol
This one's good!

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boobbucks

Very funny, thanks! lol

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topamillion

that was a good one. Thanks for the laugh

Lilliana

LOL - nice one!!